Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

RAJNIKANTH THE GREAT





Rajinikanth makes onions cry.





Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin






Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them





Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano





When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off





Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth





Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died





Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird





There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up





Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"





In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself





Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds






When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult






There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money