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A funny & lame attempt by some irritated citizen of India on corruption. Thought I'd share it with you guys
01) Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much BIRYANI).
02) The PM (read Rahul) said opposition comments on the expenditure on Kasab are unwarranted. Government has spent only Rs 18500000000 so far.
03) Kasab letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. You should have hidden in India. This is the safest place to hide. They never hang us and give us best protection and nice biryani, unlike Pakistan.
04) Pawar’s family owns half the world and also controls the Russian and Japanese mafia.
05) A. Raja's grandson arrested for G-16 scam
06) Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped.
07) No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bankrupt
08) Pawar's grandson who had become a malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
09) Teacher " where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?" , Student " in Swizerland"
10) Dig Vijay Singh says Rajiv Baba (son of Rahul Gandhi) who is 18 ready to become next Prime Minister.
11) Politicians exempted from income tax. Finance Minister says,it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.
12) Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are from India"
13) Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone upto 90%. All money with politicians only.
14) Pawar, Karunanidhi family, Jagan Yesu Samuel (he is the son of Yesu Samuel Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra) biggest lenders to America.
15) B S Yediurappa's grandson will never loose election, as the property across Karnataka is bought over by him and his relatives.
01) Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much BIRYANI).
02) The PM (read Rahul) said opposition comments on the expenditure on Kasab are unwarranted. Government has spent only Rs 18500000000 so far.
03) Kasab letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. You should have hidden in India. This is the safest place to hide. They never hang us and give us best protection and nice biryani, unlike Pakistan.
04) Pawar’s family owns half the world and also controls the Russian and Japanese mafia.
05) A. Raja's grandson arrested for G-16 scam
06) Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped.
07) No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bankrupt
08) Pawar's grandson who had become a malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
09) Teacher " where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?" , Student " in Swizerland"
10) Dig Vijay Singh says Rajiv Baba (son of Rahul Gandhi) who is 18 ready to become next Prime Minister.
11) Politicians exempted from income tax. Finance Minister says,it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.
12) Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are from India"
13) Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone upto 90%. All money with politicians only.
14) Pawar, Karunanidhi family, Jagan Yesu Samuel (he is the son of Yesu Samuel Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra) biggest lenders to America.
15) B S Yediurappa's grandson will never loose election, as the property across Karnataka is bought over by him and his relatives.
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